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Penis Parcel – Gag Gifts

Penis Parcel is a gag gift in which you send  a large black fake penis, discretely packaged in a clear box (we suggest work addresses) to anyone you wish. Our research and development team has worked day and night to bring you the biggest, blackest, most veiny and glorious fake penis they can get their hands on… But the star of the show is the crystal clear packaging. Some may downplay our efforts and just call it a “plastic box,” but we like to call it “the window into the soul.”  It’s so beautiful, it’s almost distasteful slapping a USPS sticker on the side and throwing it in the mail. if you ask us, we think it belongs in a museum. None the less, It is a funny (and embarrassing) gag gift that is sure to put someone in an uncomfortable position. The only question is who?

We will ship your penis parcel to any address in US or Canada for free!