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The Original Dick in a Box – Free Shipping

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Dick in a Box: Not for the feint of heart, this prototype is the first generation penis in a box.

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Product Description

The Dick in a Box is not for the feint of heart, this product is the first of its kind. It’s rugged in form and unrefined, yet packs a statement. It’s for those who wish to say what’s on their mind… without saying anything at all. Your boss, co-worker, best friend, or political figure will be thunderstruck by its awe inspiring majesty and they will hear your message loud and clear. Large black and veiny, a triumphant bastard by anyone’s standards. The only look that fully defines the awkward reality your victim will experience is: WTF? When the recipient is delivered a dick in a box, it forces them to stop and contemplate what events in their life has led you to this point… Or maybe they might just get really pissed off.

To be precise the Dick in a Box is a 2×6 inch fake black penis cleverly concealed in an almost 100% clear 4x4x7 inch box. No one will ever see this coming.

Where to Send Your Dick in a Box:

For best results, we suggest delivering to work addresses. Ideal scenarios include crowded offices, fire stations, or prisons. Our research and development team has worked around the clock to produce the perfect level of awkwardness. We are sure you will be 100% satisfied.

Your Secret is Safe with Us.

Here at Penis-Parcel.com, we take personal privacy very seriously and “discretion” is our middle name. We will not release your personal information to anyone and your recipient will be left completely in the dark, unless of course, you choose to tell them. Though we recommend the Dick in a Box to speak for itself, you can add a personal note at no extra charge. And as much as we hate to do it, if you choose to hand deliver the Dick in a Box, we also offer discrete shipping options.

Get the Dick in a Box now, while the supplies last with free shipping.

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The Original Dick in a Box – Free Shipping

Additional Information

Weight 15 oz
Dimensions 4 x 4 x 7 in