Dick in a Tube – Gag Gift

Dick in a Tube – Free Shipping

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The Dick in a Tube : An 8 inch black penis shipped via USPS in a clear plastic tube.

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Product Description

The Dick in a Tube boasts an almost 8 inch fake black penis standing 2 inches wide. Our research and development team has designed what they say as “state of the art” packaging. The idea is to ensure this tube is consistently placed in plain sight. You see, it is packaged in a cylinder tube which is nearly impossible to stack square boxes on top of… forcing the mail man to put the Dick in a Tube in plain sight, for all to see. The Tube itself is 3 inch diameter and 12 inches long (to fit a shipping label). It is everything the Dick in a Box stands for and then some (about 2 inches to be precise)! The Tube will command attention no matter the circumstance,  whether that be front and center on a reception’s gift table or in your bosses’s mail slot. The Dick in a Tube will fill the room, if not with it’s size, then with it’s presence.

Where to Send Your Dick in a Tube:

For best results, we suggest delivering to work addresses. Ideal scenarios include crowded offices, fire stations, or prisons. Our research and development team has worked around the clock to produce the perfect level of awkwardness. We are sure you will be 100% satisfied.

Your Secret is Safe with Us.

Here at Penis-Parcel.com, we take personal privacy very seriously and “discretion” is our middle name. We will not release your personal information to anyone and your recipient will be left completely in the dark, unless of course, you choose to tell them. Though we recommend the Dick in a Box to speak for itself, you can add a personal note at no extra charge. And as much as we hate to do it, if you choose to hand deliver the Dick in a Box, we also offer discrete shipping options.

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Additional Information

Weight 13 oz
Dimensions 3 x 3 x 12 in